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Post by Kitsun on Nov 7, 2004 15:52:39 GMT
Fuzz-brain, Meg was Almighty Sharpie Queen all through Utica, and now Onni-chan is. That's probably longer than you've been dealing with Sharpies coherently. Plus, George is the Almighty Sharpie Supplier, having bought the Almighty Sharpie Queen Mother a *full* set of double ended Sharpies for Christmas years back. And I'm somewhere in there as Almighty Sharpie Family Protector. So, as being the Almighty Sharpie Family Protector, I will be forced to confiscate your Sharpies and turn them over to the band. Trust me, no one can use up Sharpies faster than 120 bored band geeks.
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Post by SuibuOgami on Nov 7, 2004 18:36:46 GMT
*snorts and wakes up with a sharpie mustache and eyepatch on face* I wasn't asleep I swear! I was uh, just testing y'all! Yeah... *supresses a burp* I swear to drunk I'm not God! *stops* Ah - I mean - *squints at the cieling* gim(hicup!) gimme a sec... *gives up and head swivels around* Ahh! Fuzzy! My poor buddy! *stumbles across the room/vast conciousness of everyone here to her* They're doin' it to you! Jes' like they did it to me! They're ganging up on ya and despite the fact that they claim other wise with an explanation that does nothing to absolve your annoyance, they still do it. Don't give in lil' buddy! *pulls out wooden sword* I'll stand with ye! And all ye all from the blue dragon know how dangerous a drunk noble woman with a pirates' sword can be!
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Post by Kitsun on Nov 7, 2004 19:26:36 GMT
Who said we said we weren't ganging up on her? Surely not I!
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Post by SuibuOgami on Nov 7, 2004 20:48:46 GMT
HA! The Dark One admits it! And here I just thought I was going crazy, haha. Hooooweee! Had me scared there for a minute...
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Post by ShadowRune on Nov 8, 2004 3:23:29 GMT
*grins happily* welllllll now, I think I can fix dat *ties up the Supplier geek in a cocoon of duct tape, then makes funky Sharpie designs all over the cocoon* there! pretty! *sticks two open Sharpies up the usurper queen mom's nose and scribbles damning statements on all exposed skin* feel the black gooey EEEVVIIIIL! and now, for the usurper Queen I have the greatest DOOOM of all.... *confiscates all Sharpie goodness and wisdom, ties a dead skunk to you head and locks you in a Sharpie-less room, there NEVER TO ESCAPE FROM YOUR INEVITABLE DOOM AT THE HANDS OF THE TRUE SHARPIE MASTER!!!!!* DOOOOOM DOOOM DOOOM DOOM DOOM! DOOOOM! ....*proceeds to cover all the usurper queens exposed skin with the word DOOM, then locks the subterranian dungeon door* MY KINGDOM IS RETURNED TO ME! MY FAITHFUL LAURA! YOU HAVE HELPED RETURN TO ME WHAT HAS ALWAYS BEEN RIGHTFULLY MINE! FROM PSYCHO TO PSYCHO, SO HAS THIS BURDER *snickers* BEEN PASSED ON TO ME! now hold still while I draw a panda on your nose!
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Post by Kitsun on Nov 8, 2004 20:18:56 GMT
*Roar* That's my Onni-chan you're doing that to! Fuzz-brain, you show your foolishness! Besides, you couldn't overpower George, and to get to Meg, you'd have to get through him--impossible, since you never cocooned him in the first place--and to get to Onni-chan, you'd have to come through me. And I believe we all know how that would end... *the evil laughter Laura hates so much*
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Post by ShadowRune on Nov 8, 2004 20:27:24 GMT
*grins innocently* then why is it done? oooo! I know! the crazy space-people that came afterward prolly wiped your memory of the event, tsk, what a terrible terrible catastrophe *grins* but they liked it when I drew pictchures all over dem and der spaceshipssessssss! *inhales deep the sweet nectar that is the Sharpie Fountain of KNowledge of all that is SHARPIE and SHARPIE-related* gweee! *points to the pictures of aliens doing the peace sign above your heads, all covered in happy happy Sharpie knowledge* ooooh the KNOWLEDGE! IT FILLS ME! *pauses* hehehe *prods you with an uncapped Sharpie* NYAH! *runs and hides behind Laura* neeehehehe
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Post by Kitsun on Nov 8, 2004 20:34:24 GMT
It is not done, for the Onni-chan is here with me! You failed, Fuzz-brain.
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Post by ShadowRune on Nov 8, 2004 22:55:25 GMT
failed nothing! I'm the monarch and dat's dat Elli can provide supporting details....the only reason she doesn't go home with a Sharpie-panda on her forehead is due to the fact that that teacher's a strict furglegurgle and her parents would prolly ban her from seeing me ^-^ now if I could catch her during lunchtime....THEN! she'd go home with Sharpie-pictshure covered arms and prolly still be banned from seeing me ^-^ I AM SHARPIE MONARCH! THE SHARPIES PROCLAIM IT! *holds one magnificent Sharpie up* see, 'tis my second in command!
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Post by Kitsun on Nov 8, 2004 23:17:26 GMT
*Folds arms* I have a position for you, Fuzz-brain. *Is still thinking how self feels like she is talking to a fat tiger cat*
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Post by Meggu on Nov 9, 2004 0:07:55 GMT
*Boiling with fury* ...How...dare...you... *deep breath*
I AM THE ALMIGHTY QUEEN MOTHER, ORIGINAL BEARER OF THE ALMIGHTY SHARPIE, KEEPER OF THE ALMIGHTY SPOON, (not quite but close to) BETROTHED TO THE ALMIGHTY SHARPIE SUPPLYER, AND I SHALL BE YOUR DOOM!
*proceeds to pull out hidden mass supply of sharpies and stab fuzzy with them till she is ready to scream for mercy*
...and don't you forget it...
ain't that right Guardian of the Almighty Sharpie?
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Post by Kitsun on Nov 9, 2004 0:11:45 GMT
That it be, Almighty Sharpie Queen Mother. *Sage nod* Don't forget the fact that I'm the Almighty Sharpie Queen's protector in all things, either. Be afraid.
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Post by SuibuOgami on Nov 9, 2004 2:16:38 GMT
*sob* Can't we just all get along? *all muses look at each other and say* "No." That's it! I'm sicking Naga on you all! See? Here she comes with all her clones too! And they're laughing!
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Post by Kitsun on Nov 9, 2004 14:20:31 GMT
*Pulls out Drumline-grade earplugs* I can't hear you, nah na na na na nah!
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Post by ShadowRune on Nov 9, 2004 16:17:43 GMT
*licks all pokey Sharpies* YEEEE!!!! THEY HAVE NAMED ME THE ALMIGHTY SHARPIE MASTER!!!!! DOWN WITH YE USURPER CREATURES! BACK TO THE DANK DARK MASSES OF THE REGULAR PEN SWAMPS OF DOOOOOOM WHERE YOU BELONG! OR INTO MY DUNGEON WHERE THE UNGLORIFIED WRITING UTENSILS LIVE!!!! YOU ARE NOT WORTHY OF THE SHARPIE KNOWLEDGE! SUCH DELICIOUS KNOWLEDGE IT BEEEE!!!! MY DELICIOUS KNOWLEDGE!!!! LET IT BE KNOWN THROUGH THE LAND, AS A PROCLAMATION OF THE ALMIGHTY SHARPIE MASTER THAT ALL USURPER QUEEN CREATURES MUST BE EXILED TO THE UNGLORIFIED LANDS ASAP!!!! NEEEEEEEE!!!!! FEEL THE LOVELYLOVELY delicious KNOWLEDE of the MAGNIFICENT GOLDEN-SILVER and RED SHARPIES OF ULTIMATE KNOWLEDGE THAT COMMETH THROUGH THE NOSE AND INK POISONING RENDERED HEREWITH!!!! neeeeeeee
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