Twelve Pains of Christmas

[Kitsun]

The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to us:
All:
Is finding a Christmas tree

The second thing at Christmas that's such a pain to us:
Lina:
Rigging up the lights
All:
And finding a Christmas tree

The third thing at Christmas that's such a pain to us:
Silver Phoenix:
Hangovers
Lina:
Rigging up the lights
All:
And finding a Christmas tree

The fourth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to us:
Kitsun:
Sending Christmas cards
Silver Phoenix:
Hangovers
Lina:
Rigging up the lights
All:
And finding a Christmas tree

The fifth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to us:
Largo:
Five months of bills!
Kitsun:
Sending Christmas cards
Silver Phoenix:
Hangovers
Lina:
Rigging up the lights
All:
And finding a Christmas tree

The sixth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to us:
Shadow:
Facing my in-laws
Largo:
Five months of bills!
Kitsun:
Oh, I hate those Christmas cards!
Silver Phoenix:
Hangovers
Lina:
Rigging up these lights!
All:
And finding a Christmas tree

The seventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to us:
Shadrak:
The Salvation Army
Shadow:
Facing my in-laws
Largo:
Five months of bills!
Kitsun:
Sending Christmas cards
Silver Phoenix:
Oh, geez! Where’s the aspirin?
Lina:
I'm tryin' to rig up these lights!
All:
And finding a Christmas tree

The eighth thing at Christmas that such a pain to us:
Damaris:
I WANNA PUZZLE FOR CHRISTMAS!!!!
Shadrak:
Charities…<br>Shadow:
And whadaya mean "YOUR in-laws"?!?
Largo:
Five months of bills!
Kitsun:
Oh, making out these cards
Silver Phoenix
Nironai, get me another mead?
Lina:
What, we have no power source?!?
All:
And finding a Christmas tree

The ninth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to us:
Celena:
Finding parking spaces
Damaris:
I WANT SOME CANDY!!!!
Shadrak:
Donations!
Shadow:
Facing my in-laws
Largo:
Five months of bills!
Kitsun:
Writing out those Christmas cards
Silver Phoenix:
Hangovers!
Lina:
Now why the hell are they blinking?!?!?
All:
And finding a Christmas tree

The tenth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to us:
Tekk:
Sanity not included!
Celina:
No parking spaces
Damaris:
IT FELL INTO MY POUCH!
Shadrak:
Get a job, ya bum!
Shadow:
Oh, facing my in-laws!
Largo:
Five months of bills!
Kitsun:
Yo-ho, sending Christmas cards
Silver Phoenix:
Oh, geez, look at this! We’re out!
Lina:
One light goes out, they ALL go out!!!
All:
And finding a Christmas tree

The eleventh thing of Christmas that's such a pain to us:
Nessa:
Seven feet of snow
Tekk:
Sanity not included!
Celina:
Where do I put the horse??
Damaris:
IT’S MINE!
Shadrak:
Charities!
Shadow:
She's a witch...I hate her!
Largo:
Five months of bills!
Kitsun:
Oh, I don't even KNOW half these people!
Silver Phoenix:
Ok, who's got the eggnog, huh?
Lina:
Get a flashlight...I blew a fuse!!
All:
And finding a Christmas tree

The twelfth thing of Christmas that's such a pain to us:
Peaceful Kitty:
Singing Chrrrristmas carrrrols
Nessa:
Seven feet of snow
Tekk:
Sanity not included!
Celina:
No parking?!?
Damaris:
OOOOH! OOOOH!
Shadrak:
Charities!
Shadow:
Gotta make 'em dinner!
Largo:
Five months of bills!
Kitsun:
I'm not sendin' them this year, that's it!
Silver Phoenix
Shut up, you!
Lina:
FINE! YOU'RE SO SMART, YOU RIG UP THE LIGHTS!!!
All:
And finding a Christmas tree

[rainlightlyn]

*bursts out laughing*

That is so funny! ;D

*is reminded about the 'Twelve Days of Christmas: Gundam style' that she made up at work the other day*

*mutters*must remember to type that up...

[Largo LeGrande]

*Stares in disbelief* This is SO Cool!

I love this!

*Get's idea for Xmas poem contest*

[rainlightlyn]

OOooooOOO! Largo! Larog! *waves hand in the air*

Can I post my "Twelve days of Christmas: Gundam style" ?

[Largo LeGrande]

Sure, why not?

[rainlightlyn]

YEAH! *dances off to type it up* ;D

[Rimmer]

*claps* Even though it was a bit of a copy-cat... I have this song on mp3. I love the spin-off.

...I didn't get a part though. I'm shocked. And everyone else did, it seems.

[Pixie]

I didn't get a part either, but it was halirious just to read it...you guys have some imagination... ;D

[Kitsun]

I didn't know where everybody's characters fit. If you're gonna throw tantrums, I'll take it down, right now.

[Rimmer]

Meh... I just thought you did it on purpose because you secretly hated me or somesuch. And I was weird last night. Assuming I'll find it, I can do my own Twelve Days of Christmas: military style.